The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to in power your self

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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See through invisible people

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!