the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to walk on two legs

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!