The power to close your nose

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!