The power to vote for Donald trump as president

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

The power to breathe

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The power to wet yourself at will.

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to vomit through your anus.

to be shitty

The power to create shit

The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

The power to become famous on vine

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!