The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to not talk.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!