the power to be infinitely constipated

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to like this power

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The power to plank

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to see forever

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!