- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to inhale coins without dying.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The ability to lactate air.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to make infinite paper clips.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

the power to shit bricks

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to control dodos

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

Pointless Super Powers