Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to fail

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!