The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to create powers

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!