The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see through air

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to breath at will.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!