The power to speak with death people..

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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Third armpit.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!