The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to write a country song

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!