- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to revive Hitler.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to speak with death people..

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

the power to not have superpowers

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

The power to never stop shitting.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to explode on the moon

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

The ability to perpetually masturbate.

The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

Pointless Super Powers