The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to see forever

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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???q? ?o?? sp??oq??? ?nq ????u o? ??!l!q? ???

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!