the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!