- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power to eat when your hungry

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to poop standing up

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

Pointless Super Powers