The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to live.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to see through glass

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!