the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to make your nose blink.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to mind reeds

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power to instantly die

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!