The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to like any show

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to write a country song

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to be a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!