The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power drown in water

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to divide by zero

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!