The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to have a power.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!