The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to be a woman

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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to be shitty

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the powre to spel

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to become yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!