The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to live.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!