The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!