The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power of being yourself

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to jerk off

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to spell words wrong

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to stop existing.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!