The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to dislike this power

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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to spelle caretly

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!