The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to write comic books

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the power to see the present

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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The power to jump face first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!