- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The ability to not talk.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to never get drunk

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The useless power to write about useless powers...

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to eat ass.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

Pointless Super Powers