The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!