- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste money

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to grow one wing

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

the pouwer giv mee gramr

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the power to be wrong

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The ability to get up from the couch.

the power to see when the lights are on

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to self destruct

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

Pointless Super Powers