The power of bullet atraction

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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To shit bricks.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!