Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to instantly die

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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being black

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!