The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to live.

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The power to like any show

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!