- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to kill yourself

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to be blind when you sleep

The power to not move but your always happy.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The ability to levitate birds

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

See through invisible people

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

Pointless Super Powers