the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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Acid pee

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!