The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!