the power to make faces at the blind

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power drown in water

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to write only the letter R

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!