the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!