The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to live.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!