Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to get in the van

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!