- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to complete math exercises

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to drown on land.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to be stupid

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

Acid tears.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!