The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to self destruct

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!