- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to create a unicorn online.

the power to eat bread

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to turn into a tree.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

Pointless Super Powers