- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to eat bread

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

the power to summon a massive midget

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power that will grant you no power.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

Pointless Super Powers