The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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Justin Bieber

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power of compulsive lying.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!