The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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the power to jerk off

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!