- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to love Justin Bieber

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to autocorrect your mom.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

Pointless Super Powers