- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become black!

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to climb up fallen trees

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to understand irony.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to disintegrate yourself

the power to fax people with your mind

The power of attracting fired bullets

Pointless Super Powers