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The power to become black!
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the power of turn yourself into a mexican
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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.
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The power become a kite but not when it's windy
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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)
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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.
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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.
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The power to run at 0.5mph
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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.
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To write a pointless power on paper to use.
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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.
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The power to climb up fallen trees
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the power to think of useless super powere like this one
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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video
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The power to understand irony.
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All of aquaman's powers.
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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.
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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.
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The power to be fireproof under water
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The power to read minds but only when you're alone
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The power to see through glass walls.
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The power to disintegrate yourself
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the power to fax people with your mind
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The power of attracting fired bullets
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!