the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to become black!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!