You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to die while dieing

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!