The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to be a woman

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!