- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be infinitely constipated

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

Being able to fly in place.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to uncontrally boop

Pointless Super Powers