The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to live.

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

The power to have no powers

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!