The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power of learning

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!