The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to pee poop

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!