- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to self destruct

The power to be french.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to inhale and exhale air

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

Liam Brudenell

Pointless Super Powers