- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

power to have no power at all

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the power to randomly die at any moment

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The power to be super jewish

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

Pointless Super Powers