- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

the ability to die on command

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to be french.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to self destruct

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to talk in Wingdings.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

Pointless Super Powers