The power to have the aim of Torres

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to have an ability.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to be a snail

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to murder rocks.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!