- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to close your nose

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to not get shit dick

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to release the bogus

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to journey into the future of the past.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

The power to see who is writing these powers

Pointless Super Powers