The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to be blind

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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yo mama

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to be powerless

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power to have no power at all

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!