- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to fold paper 12 times

the ability to un-dank any meme

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The ability to control dairy products

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

Pointless Super Powers