The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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power to have no power at all

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!